"TOE KNEE"

Vocals, Bass, Harmonica, Guitar, Drums

Toe Knee started his show biz career overdubbing Betty White's lines on the Golden Girls in Thai for broadcast on Hadi TV. Leaving the studio late one night, he was kidnapped by two mules, formerly owned by Sister Sara, who led him to a life of crime as it is depicted in Alice in Wonderland. He turned state's evidence, eventually becoming a key witness in the trial of Joey the Shoe, who inflicted so much damage to a lowly farmer named Elmer Fudd that Fudd now stalks rabbits and has developed a speech impediment. This turn of events led to his enrollment in the Witness Protection Program, landing him in northeastern South Dakota as a real estate agent... crap, hope this doesn't blow his cover.

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