"RYNO MARINARA"

Vocals, Bass, Guitar

Ex-professional wing eater who was banned from the WWWET (World Wide Wing Eating Tour) for attempting a hostile takeover of a Hooters store with only a bottle of BWW's Blazing sauce... no charges were filed. There is no truth to the rumor he is the love child of Reggie Jackson and Madonna, as of yet. He came across Eclipse's radar as the host, star and sole survivor of the "Give Colorado Back to the Canadians" concert. Ryno was hired based solely upon the psi he generates from his flying toe touch, which has once again been ruled legal by the FCC, WWE, BET, NYSE, ACC, SPAM, SCUBA & LEGO.

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