"DP"

Lead Guitar

DP was born a coal miner's daughter in a cabin on a hill in Butcher Holler. His family wasn't poor, they were po'... they couldn't afford the "or", not a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. He landed a gig as Dr. Teeth's stunt double on the Muppet Show, until he was caught porking Miss Piggy... as DP says, "The little green bastard had me thrown off the set... without even a moist towelette!" DP was later discovered by Eclipse in VH1's Tracer: In Front of the Music. He re-created the scene where he played Van Halen's "Eruption" on dental floss and a hockey stick for his Eclipse audition, thus guaranteeing him a spot in the band.

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